ME: Holding up a pair of ridiculously frilly panties embroidered with ‘Scorpio.’ “Well, these are… fun?”

J: “If someone came at me wearing those, I would seriously laugh.”

ME: “Umm, yeah. Fair enough.”

J: Picking up an obnoxious leopard print cami. “Now, this is what I want for Valentine’s Day.”

I shake my head, laughing, and Heather interrupts us. We head out the door.

HEATHER: “I cannot believe y’all were looking at that!”

J: “Nothing says lovin’ in the oven like lingerie from this [discount] store!”