The truth is you really surprised me yesterday when you wanted to chat based on my away message.

Yes, I know you dislike TEWWG because of the Old Yeller scene, too, but what else do we have to talk about? I have no interest in your life anymore. I know you don’t particularly care about mine. Yet you keep making these little touches here and there.

No offense, but I don’t have much to say to you. That ship has sailed, and I moved on a long time ago. I wish you would, too, if you haven’t already. And I wish you would stop trying to be my friend because I don’t think that’s possible.

The only thing that would have made your messaging OK is if you told me you saw my photo in the Washington Post, and you were blown away by my talent, but you didn’t.

Move forward,
E.P.