Stylish Handwriting

While at the warehouse retail chain:

by E.P. on June 23, 2008

ME: Picking up a 72-ounce bag of chocolate chips. “Well, this is it.”

MY BOY: “You’re about to buy FOUR POUNDS of chocolate chips.”

ME: “Yeah, so?”

MY BOY: “That’s a lot of chocolate chips. And it means you’re going to have to eat them all eventually.”

ME: “I use them for baking, and you are benefiting from that. There will be NO judgement here!”

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  • K
    You tell him. 4lbs is quite a lot you better get cooking darling!

    PS Hope the allergist went okay.
  • I see no problem with eating the whole bag and not cooking any at all. I looooove me my chocolate chips.
  • Four pounds! YUM!

    P.S. I got your package yesterday. The cracklins made me choke a little haha. Perhaps it's because I just watched how they are made on Dirty Jobs the night before. Hmm...

    Anyway...you're awesome :)
  • can u send some over here? i eat those by themselves lol...any kind of chocolate, i dont discriminate.thanks :)
  • 4 pounds, hmm... Maybe you should offer some chips to your loyal viewers (me?). Just kidding, chocolate goes fast when you're baking.

    Oh, I'm going to be at bijou.typepad.com
  • hell you should have gone for 8 pounds!
  • haha tell him you just want to make sure you have enough to share!
  • omg! I do this too. I love to buy the big giant bags at Sam's Club, and when my BFF came over she said "I don't think I've ever seen a bag of chocolate chips that big, who are you? Martha?" um, hardly. But I try!
  • There is nothing wrong with that in the SLIGHTEST. I freeze chocolate chips in small bags and eat them in the summer with a good book. Yum!
  • Sounds yummy to me!
  • Mmmm... four pounds of chocolate chips. Sounds divine.

    I buy them with the thought that I'll use them in baking... then I remember I don't bake... so I put them in my cereal, or just say screw it, and eat them a handful at a time!
  • Baking? YOu dont even need to use them for that, I'd empty them on the ground and roll around in them before I ate them. MAN I LOVE CHOCOLATE.
  • rockchick7517
    Haha! I'm sure his management would be pleased to know that he is making the customers explain their purchases to him! I would dread to think what he would say to me when I've been 'junk food' shopping for movie nights and such. hehe :)
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